Little red pen.

Yesterday I really needed a red pen to make notes on my black pen list. So I asked to have two red pens ordered for me. The person we order from actually had two extra red pens and dropped them off at my desk. I tossed one in my drawer, and started using the other, when I noticed the end of the pen looked... weird. Looking closer I realized the pen had been CHEWED on both ends! I paused for a moment, tossed the pen in the trash, threw up in my mouth, and went to the bathroom to wash my hands.