Danger at Nat Geo

I've been trying to convince the "powers that be" at Nat Geo that crocodiles in the work place (as part of their "green" initiative) is a terrible idea. But, no one listens to the new girl!
That's how I found myself in this situation...Turns out he just wanted to have a "who can open your mouth bigger contest"... I lost, obviously. (Working hard at Nat Geo!!)