Hair Shmare.

So, I was standing in the bathroom cuttung my hair (just a minor trim I assure you, nothing drastic) when I realize- ug, I really, ug (trying to focus on the back of my head) can't reach these hairs at the very back on the bottom. So. I say, "Dave! can you HELP me? I cannot reach." and he said-"uh. No. I don't know how to do that." and I said. "c'mon, of course you do. Haven't you ever watched the ladies at the hair cutting place?" AKA salon. He said "No." I said, "just cut it anyways I can't reach." "How am I supposed to know how much to cut?" So I SHOWED him the amount I was cutting from the rest of my head. He took the scissors and my brush and started mimmicking what I'd shown him to do "Pull the hair TAUT" I said. "Just a teeny TRIM" I said. An inch and a half later I realized that the big bear paws he was using to paw the hair and brush SHOULD have been a dead giveaway. Anyways. I now have little short curlies at the base of my neck that are about an inch and a half shorter than the rest of my hair.



And I STILL like him. That's love.